Friday, March 31, 2023

Serena Valentino Disney Villains 8

I needed a break from the Valentino Disney villains after Cruella. Oh, that one was like torture. 

I got a few chapters into this and set it aside. It's the same thing again. Will she ever write something where the villain isn't the victim? Still, I enjoy elements of this series. I like how she wraps everything together and we're once again back in the world of the Odd Sisters with this book. 

So Lady Tremaine is a wealthy London widow with two young daughters. She meets a lord/knight from the Many Kingdoms at a friend's party and they hit it off. He sweeps her into a very fast romance that has her making extremely poor choices, like leaving her entire household behind without saying goodbye or making sure everything is taken care of. He whisks her off to the chapel practically the moment she arrives at his door, then abandons her on their wedding night, rushing off to the castle on business. 

While he's gone, Lady Tremaine sets about hiring staff and refurnishing the chateau, as well as trying to befriend the knight's daughter, Cinderella. When he returns, he's pissed and it turns out he only married her so he could take her money. He forces her to get rid of all but two of the servants and makes her and her daughters do the housework. So the real story of the Tremaines is that they were tricked and turned into servants. 

Nanny is there as the nanny, of course, but she can't do anything to help, as the Odd Sisters' book of fairy tales is writing Lady Tremaine as the villain, getting her story completely wrong. She isn't villainous and neither Drizella nor Anastasia do anything wrong either. Their only crime is being afraid of the mice Cinderella is weirdly obsessed with. 

Rebecca, the servant who basically got Lady Tremaine into this situation, turns out to be Circe. She's also the one who stops the lady's letters from making it to her friend, as she and her sisters want to be the ones to help her. Circe's entire role in this book feels out of character for her. The sisters give Lady Tremaine the poison that kills her husband after all. Yes, he's the real villain, but that's what turns her into the villain the fairy tale claims her to be. After this is when the events we know take place. Lady Tremaine blames Cinderella for a betrayal she likely didn't even do.

At the ball, the Odd Sisters and Circe battle with Fairy Godmother, who's overprotective of Cinderella and refuses to listen to Lady Tremaine's pleas for help. Fairy Godmother sends them all away, which leads to the tale ending as we know it, and the Tremaines being locked in their home. Lady Tremaine goes mad and forces the girls to wear wedding dresses, cutting off their hair and hurting them if they try to stand up for themselves. 

Finally, Fairy Godmother and Nanny step in to stop her and then play the role of fairy godmothers for poor Drizella and Anastasia. 

Essentially, Lady Tremaine was never a villain. She was forced into the role by the Odd Sisters and their obsession with following the fairy tale book. Then when they tried to help, they couldn't, and she ended up the villain after all. She's too far gone at the end and is turned into a statue to live forever in the attic where she forced Cinderella to live. 

This one wasn't horrible, but it was frustrating. Sad to see a smart woman make such poor decisions and fall victim to the patriarchal backwards ways of an unknown land. She was a pawn of the bigger characters the entire time and not truly a villain. And Cinderella was just weird. Her mouse obsession was never explained. I did enjoy Anastasia and Drizella, and I liked the Fairy Godmother finally wasn't a total asshole in the end. She's never been an enjoyable character in this universe, but she's coming around. 

Wednesday, March 22, 2023

YA Historical Fiction Anthologies


I read Toil & Trouble, the witch-themed anthology, and mentioned that I ordered these books, too, yet I never reviewed them. Of course, I also barely reviewed Toil & Trouble, so I may revisit that. 

So we've got 15 authors writing 15 stories set in different historical times. They're in chronological order. I'm going to give this my usual anthology treatment and list off each story and a brief impression. 

Mother Carey's Table: 1710, British North America. A 16-year-old black pirate girl disguised as a boy. She knows of Mother Carey, wife of Davy Jones, and the birds that are the souls of sailors who escaped her. This one frustrates me, but not all these stories are happy. 

The Journey: 1723, The Great Land (Alaska). A young Inuit girl learns the ways of both daughters and sons from her parents, and these teachings help her survive when shitty white traders attack their village. A good, emotional story. 

Madeleine's Choice: 1826, New Orleans. A gens de couleur libre girl struggles with being interested in a forbidden rich white man and receiving a proposal from a hard-working black man. The white man could never marry her but could give her a life of leisure, while the black man could be her husband, though in not as rich a life. Special guest star: Marie Laveau!

Los Destinos: 1848, Southwest Texas. The Fates are reborn as young Tejano girls.  

High Stakes: 1861, Boston and Natchez. An assassin is hired by a warlock who is his faction's player in their game to determine which faction will control the US behind the scenes. The six different factions are: warlocks/witches, fairies, werewolves, goblins, vampires, and necromancers. The assassin character is an unknown type of creature, though it's pretty obvious pretty quickly. Not going to spoil it here, but this is a unique take on that particular mythical creature. I liked this one a lot and would read more in this universe. 

The Red Raven Ball: 1862, Washington DC. A socialite acts as a spy for the Union while attending her domineering grandmother's fancy ball. She's searching for a Confederate spy and outing them will change her life. 

Pearls: 1876, Chicago and Cheyenne. A young woman is raped by her suitor and instead of being on her side, her father is an utter dick. She escapes to be a schoolteacher in a small town outside Cheyenne. Loved the ending for this one. 

Gold in the Roots of the Grass: 1877, Deadwood, Dakota. A Chinese-American girl who can talk to ghosts is approached by one she knows, a boy that was nice to her. I liked this one a lot. 

The Legendary Garrett Girls: 1898, Skaguay, Alaska. Two sisters who own a saloon are forced out of their business by a conman, but they go out their own way. I love this. 

The Color of the Sky: 1926, Jacksonville and Dallas. A young black girl wants to talk to Bessie Coleman and ends up a witness to her sad death. She travels to Dallas to return the satchel of the mechanic who also perished in the accident and meets people who help her see she has a future after all. 

Bonnie and Clyde: 1934, Indiana. A teen girl dresses as a boy to rob banks during the Depression. 

Hard Times: 1934, Washington. A teen hobo and the unrelated 12-year-old boy she's looking after tell some of their stories to a reporter while riding the rails to Seattle. 

City of Angels: 1945, Los Angeles. A riveter meets the new girl at work, a mouthy, braggy wannabe actress and ends up falling for her. She loses the girl when the girl's boyfriend returns from the war. She loses her riveting job when the GIs come home. But she gains the courage to be herself and writes scripts for a lesbian nightclub with plans to write more for the studios. 

Pulse of the Panthers: 1967, California. A rural California girl is introduced to the world of the blank Panthers when her father has some of them over for a few days. 

The Whole World Is Watching: 1968, Grant Park, Chicago. A black college freshman girl is at a war protest with her friends when things turn violent. It's the violence that makes her realize she needs to stop being afraid to be herself and be out alongside her girlfriend.

My favorite was definitely High Stakes, but all of these stories are pretty great. 



And we're back with more in this sequel. 

Daughter of the Book: 1838, Savannah. A Jewish teen wants to learn more about her faith and secretly meets with a boy who teaches her. This one is quite good, though I disagree with her final choice.

You're a Stranger Here: 1844, Nauvoo, Illinois. The Mormon prophet Joseph Smith is killed and this is one girl's reaction. This one was boring except for learning how much persecution the Mormons faced. 

The Magician: 1858, New Mexico along the Colorado. A teen orphan girl has grown up disguised as a boy. When she takes a job on an expedition, she risks revealing her secret. Somehow this was boring, too. 

Lady Firebrand: 1863, Charleston. A Northern teen in a wheelchair and her free black maid team up to become Lord Firebrand, an outlaw who blows up Southern shipments. This one was good. 

Step Right Up: 1905, Tulsa. A seventeen-year-old girl who wants to be a high wire walker suffers physical abuse at the hands of her deadbeat father's half-brother while her mother stands by and does jack shit. She runs away to the circus. Also, she likes girls. I like this one, aside from wanting to kill the asshole uncle. 

Glamour: 1923, Los Angeles. A Mexican girl uses a glamour to make herself look like a pale blonde, something sought after in Hollywood. She meets a boy with a permanently injured leg on set and after an encounter where she has to flee or reveal her true appearance, she ends up bringing him home with her for Easter. She intends to make a wish to turn permanently into the blonde, but after learning the boy was born a girl in body, she learns a lesson in accepting herself. 

Better for All the World: 1927, Washington, DC. A mentally ill girl (diagnosis is never specified) wants to be a lawyer and follows the Carrie Buck sterilization case closely, because she can relate to Carrie. She meets a young man with similar interests and dealing with him, in both positive and negative ways, helps her gain the courage to start following through on her dream. 

When the Moonlight Isn't Enough: 1943, Oak Bluffs, MA. A black family somehow coats jars with their blood and uses them to trap moonlight, which they drink once a month to remain alive. It's an unusual method of being immortal. The girl is 16 and tired of never growing up and never getting to DO anything. Her parents are a doctor and nurse, but they want nothing to do with the war effort, which frustrates the daughter. 

The Belle of the Ball: 1952, Brooklyn. Mom wants girl to be a debutante. Girl wants to write comedy scripts. 

Land of the Sweet, Home of the Brave: 1955, Oakland. A girl with a Chinese father and a half-Japanese mother auditions to be the new Sugar Maiden, who's featured on the bags of sugar for that brand. She's sabotaged by your typical white, blond bitch, but comes through well in the end. 

The Birth of Susi Go-Go: 1972, Queens. When she was four, Susana left Cuba with her parents. Now a teen, she struggles with wanting to feel American but having more Cuban ideals pressed upon her. 

Take Me With U: 1984, Boston. An Iranian refugee living with her aunt, uncle and 6-year-old cousin discovers the joy of music, makes friends with a bunch of cool American girls and joins their band, and finds strength in herself. 

This book is different than the first. The first one has every story being decent, but only a couple that I really loved. This one has a few duds, but the good ones are really good. My favorites were "Take Me With U," "Land of the Sweet, Home of the Brave," "Glamour," and "The Belle of the Ball."

Thursday, March 9, 2023

Vampires Never Get Old

Ah, anthologies. My favorite. Vampires Never Get Old is obviously about vampires. YA style. 

"Seven Nights for Dying" by Tessa Gratton: This one was just okay. A girl deciding over the course of seven nights whether she wants to be a vamp or not. 

"The Boys from Blood River" by Rebecca Roanhorse: Decent. A little Lost Boys nod. 

"Senior Year Sucks" by Julie Murphy: Cheerleader vampire hunter meets female vamp for flirty times. Decent. 

"The Boy and the Bell" by Heidi Heilig: Gravedigging, wannabe doctor trans boy meets rich vampire boy. I liked this. 

"A Guidebook for the Newly Sired Desi Vampire" by Samira Ahmed: LOVED this. The title explains it all. 

"In Kind" by Kayla Whaley: Disabled girl mercy-killed by father and saved by teen vamp girl. Now it's revenge time. I liked this one because for once, vampirism did not heal all the human body's frailties. 

"Vampires Never Say Die" by the editors, Zoraida Cordova and Natalie Parker: Vamp influencer meets teen girl who gets her. Eh, just okay. 

"Bestiary" by Laura Ruby: Dystopia water shortage weirdness. The main character is a vamp who communicates with animals, so that was the only element of this story that made it enjoyable. 

"Mirrors, Windows & Selfies" by Mark Oshiro: Written in Tumblr-style blog format from the POV of a 17-year-old boy who thinks he's the only vamp ever born to two adult vamps. (They're not supposed to be able to reproduce that way.) Turns out, he's wrong. One of the best in the book. 

"The House of Black Sapphires" by Dhonielle Clayton: This story was so good that I looked up the author and added a bunch of her books to my Amazon cart. I want a series of this world. Black female vampires called Eternals live in a "coffin" that's a travelling apothecary. There are a lot of other supernaturals mentioned, including Shadow Barons, who are the only people capable of killing Eternals. Loved all of this. Want more.

"First Kill" by V.E. Schwab: Lesbian vampire has a crush on the new girl in school who turns out to be a hunter. An old idea but done decently. This is also a Netflix series that really spun off from this short story, considering there's not nearly 8 episodes worth of material in this short story. 

If you love vampires, check this out. "The House of Black Sapphires" alone is worth the cost of the book, and "Mirrors, Windows & Selfies" and "The Guidebook" only add to its worth.