Monday, June 27, 2016

AMERICAN GIRL: Addy

Addy's books are, simply put, the best written of the AG series. Her books always make me very emotional, because they have one of the strongest casts of the entire lot. Possibly the strongest cast. There isn't one unlikeable character there, except for random passing prejudiced strangers. Even Harriet has her decent moments. I care about all of them so much and I usually tear up when the good stuff happens. All the different reunions are so touching. And everything with Addy and her family is interwoven with important historical information so well.

I really enjoy her mystery, too. It's one of the best!

Addy's another one like Josefina that I love so much that I really don't even have much to say. It's hard to compare her with the others, because the books do evoke such an emotional response. I'm not always in the mood for such an emotional journey, so while I do think they're the best and most important of the series, I can't exactly say they're my favorites. Hence...

AG Best to Least Best (they're too good to be called "Worst") Historical Ranking:
-Josefina/Addy
-Felicity
-Kaya
-Kirsten
-Marie-Grace and Cécile
-Caroline
-Maryellen

So Addy gets to share top billing with Josefina, since Josefina's books tend to give me the warm fuzzies rather than the emotional roller coaster ride of Addy's.

Addy is one of the characters that got a new look for the BeForever line. I haven't spoken about that in my reviews yet, despite Kaya and Josefina getting updates, too. Caroline was included as well, but she didn't get redesigned, having been so new at the time of the transition, and of course, she's now retired.

I honestly have not read a single one of the BeForever revamped books. I don't like that they took away the illustrations. I don't think I'll ever connect with any of the new characters like Maryellen or Melody, simply because I loved those pictures and they helped bring the stories to life. They're a big part of my AG nostalgia. I don't think I'd enjoy the other changes to the books either. I can't imagine Addy's stories reading any differently. I do love that blue dress though and if the bad rumors are true and Addy does get retired, I'll have to quick buy her doll.

Addy brings me to the final girl on my first American Girl bookshelf: Samantha. Sam's got so many books that she actually wraps around to the second shelf! That spoiled girl has FIVE mysteries. So it may be awhile until I get to her, but then again, it may not. I kind of have the AG bug!

Saturday, June 25, 2016

AMERICAN GIRL: Kirsten


I've been suffering a nasty allergy attack the past few days and when I couldn't sleep last night, I grabbed Kirsten's books. I've been meaning to get back to my AG rereading and reviewing, and I zipped through her six books and the short stories last night, then tackled the mystery today.

Kirsten is a likeable character who journeys from Sweden to Minnesota with her parents, older brother and younger brother. Her books have a Little House on the Prairie feel to them, just with added moments of immigrant difficulty like learning English and teaching her cousins Swedish customs. She isn't so much developed as a character with likes and dislikes and a strong personality, because we mostly see her reacting to what's happening around her. She's definitely a loyal girl who wants to make her family proud, but what are her interests? No idea.

Most of the characters around her are equally likeable, except her father. He's supposed to be stern, I get it, but trying to get a nine-year-old girl to stop crying moments after she's learned her friend has suddenly died doesn't convey stern as much as cold-hearted asshole. I also always get annoyed when she has to put her doll in the trunk and leave her behind not long after her friend's death. The girl needs comfort and one soft doll would not have been difficult to tie to her or the junk she had to carry instead. The father's nice in the winter book, but he definitely has several moments where I just plain don't like him and think he's a shitty parent. The other characters are mostly decent. I do love Singing Bird and wish we'd seen more of her, although I'll always be slightly annoyed that Kirsten just figures out her name in English when she barely knows English at that point. Maybe if there'd been a scene where Singing Bird pointed to a singing bird and then patted her chest or something, but no. It's just briefly mentioned that that's her name with no explanation.

The books tend to leave out information like that frequently. Like all of a sudden they have a dog. Where did the dog come from? No clue. When did the mother find out she was pregnant, because that appeared out of nowhere, too. At least the mystery explained how they got the black horse.

They're still enjoyable books, but they pale in comparison with Samantha and Molly's as well as the other older series, yet they're still better than a lot of the later ones.

AG Best to Least Best (they're too good to be called "Worst") Historical Ranking:
-Josefina
-Felicity
-Kaya
-Kirsten
-Marie-Grace and Cécile
-Caroline
-Maryellen

Friday, June 24, 2016

Lights on the Nile

Donna Jo Napoli is the author of Bound, which I reviewed here already. I've also recently read part of Sirena by her, but chose not to finish the book, so it didn't get reviewed. I have another by her in my giant pile of books. She writes historical fiction and reimagined fairy tales, amongst other things.

Lights on the Nile of course intrigued me, because I've got a degree in Egyptology. As is typical of fiction authors, she made some odd choices, but overall, I really enjoyed the book. The tone is definitely modern, but you get used to it.

I don't want to say too much about it because spoilers, but I enjoyed all of it up until the sandstorm. After that, the ending becomes kind of rushed and convoluted. It was like Napoli knew where she wanted the characters to end up, but didn't quite get them there logically.

Still, it's worth a read if you're interested in ancient Egypt and this one has an ending you really won't expect, because it's something most people don't associate with Egypt.

Bonus points for Set being Kepi's patron god and him not being portrayed as OMG EVIL.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

MORE GRAHAM MASTERTON

I've been working on getting through this samurai detective series so I can mass review the whole set of seven and then I got totally sidetracked and I've been on a Graham Masterton kick lately, hence my lack of updates. But here's what I've read from Masterton and hopefully I can get back to the samurai detective soon and get that finished.

Death Mask is one of the Sissy Sawyer mysteries. When I got it on Paperback Swap, I had no idea it was the second one. It reads fine standalone, so you could easily pick it up without having read the first one, which is called Touchy and Feely. I actually ordered that one off Amazon and the seller marked it as shipped, but then a few days after that, they refunded my money. But the order is still open and marked as shipped, so I have no clue if the book is coming or not. I need to write them. Anyway, Death Mask is a typical Masterton crime novel: horrible crimes with a supernatural twist. But this one has a couple interesting female characters taking the main roles and the supernatural element is quite different than his usual fare. That's all I can say without spoiling, but I do recommend this one.

I also highly recommend The Doorkeepers. This is my favorite Masterton novel that I've read yet, though I still prefer a lot of his short stories to it. It feels like what if you combined Neil Gaiman and Stephen King. Several characters have a Gaiman feel, or rather specifically a Neverwhere feel, and there's the Stephen King element of a more complex plot rather than an out and out demon that needs to be stopped, which is what the next books on my list all have in common. The main plot element is that there are six doors in London that lead to different worlds and we've got a murder involved. I like all the world-hopping. It's sort of like time travel, but there's a less complicated way to get back to where you came from, although the characters having to deal with it doesn't make it easy for them, but there's no threat of "OMG, how do we get back to our world? I don't knooooooow!" It's good though. Really good.



Master of Lies is not for the faint-hearted. It opens with a really gruesome killing scene and then just keeps going. There's a ritualistic serial killer trying to invoke the Master of Lies, Belial. I love Masterton's Belial. I love it when authors make angels, even fallen ones not demonic but beautiful. This one's more on the gory side, but I do recommend it to those that like some supernatural, demonic crime reading.







This omnibus is so fat, it was actually a bit hard to read. All of these are older Masterton stories and you can tell. They have nowhere near the craft of Doorkeepers. Charnel House and Devils of D-Day were 1978, Tengu 1983 and Mirror 1988. They're shorter novels, as you can imagine, being combined into one paperback that's typical paperback size but really damn thick. Tengu is pretty good. It's got men being possessed by Japanese demons to carry out a revenge plot. I like a lot of the characters here, but can't say anything else for fear of spoilers. Devils of D-Day was the other good one. The army used thirteen demons to fight battles and this is what happens when one that was abandoned is freed and forces the idiot humans who freed it (knowing what it was even) to reunite it with its twelve brethren. This could have easily been a much longer novel with the humans going on a Da Vinci Code style quest with lots of locations for each demon. I was annoyed all twelve were in one place. The demon threatening them to move faster and how easy it was to bring them all together again felt rushed, like he wanted to just get the story over with. But it's still a fun read. It's just a shame because it really could have been something bigger and better. Mirror was boring. It went on for way too long. The concept was interesting, but then it just dragged and I almost didn't care anymore. It's another demon story, this one more centered on Satan himself. Charnel House had interesting pieces, but also eventually bored me. I feel like everything was resolved a little too easily. They're fighting against Coyote, which is more intriguing than your typical Christian demons, because you don't see it as often, but it just got dull. This is the only one of these four books that I listed on Paperback Swap. I'm actually keeping the other three, which I haven't been doing a lot of while reading through Masterton's bibliography.

All right! Hopefully I'll be back soon with the samurai detective series. I need to read the second Descendants book, too!

Thursday, June 9, 2016

STAR DARLINGS 10

It's really hard to believe we're at #10 already! I've been looking forward to this one a lot, since Adora is an intriguing character. Her use of science to create advances in fashion is very unique and her design is one of the prettiest.

However, I had a very difficult time making it through this book, because Leona was being a horrible selfish brat again.

I'm going to zip through things here pretty quickly. They used a lot of words when not all that much really happened.

So Adora's doing an experiment with sequins and her character is quickly presented as precise, methodical and rather unemotional. Her Starzap goes off and it's a group hololetter from Cassie, which was the prologue for this book and details all the recent SD issues. Basically, it explains why she, Scarlet and Tessa are in the caves and then says if the other SDs are getting the letter, they're probably trapped and need help, because Cassie set it to send 3 hours after they went down there. So the other 9 SDs meet in Leona and Scarlet's room to figure out a plan. Everyone's all yap yap yap and they don't really get anywhere. They figure that the girls found some way down into the caves other than the one in the office that they use before missions, but not knowing where that entrance is, they have no choice but to break into the office and use the way they know. The girls vote on a leader for this mission and Adora is chosen, which is a little surprising, because she's not exactly close to any of the girls. She voted for herself, but at least one other person must have, too. I suppose it's because she made a lot of good points in the meeting so far. Anyway, they vote to all go on the rescue mission together, then decide to split up and locate Lady Stella to make sure she's not in the office. Adora, Gemma and Libby end up in the faculty housing and there's another sign that Adora is more of a loner, because she's a third year and by then, most of them have been invited to tea at a professor's house. Adora has not and she figures it's because the art teachers think she's too serious and the science teachers think she's too frivolous with her interest in fashion. Anyway, this whole section goes on for way too long, but they find Lady Stella gardening and head to the hedge maze, which was the meeting point. After everyone gets there and learns that it's safe to head to the office, they split up and all go there sort of separately. The bot-bots prove annoying and there's a moment where Leona uses her dramatic skills to get them all safely to the office without nosy guards hanging around. And I thought I kinda liked her a little more, but then she went and ruined it.

You see, the office door is locked. They try energy manipulation as a group, but that fails. Astra says that when she and Libby were on Wishworld, Libby's crystal unlocked a door so they decide to try that. Sage, Libby, Vega, Piper and Astra take out their crystals and what does Leona say? Miss Bitch says "Show offs."

Adora has a fabulous inner monologue here. "Get over it! So your Wish Pendant burned to a crisp while you were coming home after your mission. So you didn't bring back wish energy or receive your Power Crystal. Figure out what you can do now!" But unfortunately, she doesn't say it aloud. Piper says something about Leona contributing positive energy and everyone just goes with that. But the power crystals don't work and Leona says, "Well, guess those little old Power Crystals aren't as powerful as you thought."

I was already angry about the show offs line, but that last scene REALLY made me mad. Cassie is supposed to be one of Leona's FRIENDS. Obviously, she doesn't care for Scarlet and I'm not sure how she feels about Tessa exactly, but Cassie is her friend and the other two are her teammates. Yet she is so incredibly goddamn selfish that she would rather see the power crystals fail and them have to take even longer to rescue the three girls than for the crystals to work. Just because she does not have one.  

Then of course not only does she act like a selfish egotistical brat and not one other girl calls her on it, but she leans on the door and it opens. (Likely because one of the saboteurs LET it open, but still.)

So the go in the office and Leona opens the secret drawer containing the button to open the entrance to the caves. She sees something in the drawer that upsets her, but she lies about it.

The girls go into the caves and Adora says they need to keep the door open so they can get back out. Astra offers to do it, but methodical (and seemingly untrusting) Adora has to do it herself. Then she and Astra hear voices, and it's Lady Stella and someone else. More stuff to fuel the conspiracy blah blah blah. The important thing is that Lady Stella sees the door open and closes it, so they can't get out that way.

The girls wander around the caves until Scarlet's bitbat friend finds them and leads them to the secret door to where the other three are trapped. It even traces the shape of the door in the air so they get it. Libby suggests using the crystals and Leona bitches "Yes, they were such a startacular success before" At least this time Adora tells her not to be sarcastic.

I'm going to stop here a moment to finish complaining about Leona. I cannot stand her. I seriously cannot think of another character that is supposed to be good that I have ever hated so much because she was such a horrible person. There are even BAD characters that act better than Leona does. Like Vidia. Vidia who plucked Mother Dove is actually less selfish than Leona. Pizzazz who tried repeatedly to off Jem is less selfish than Leona. While I don't mind flawed characters, what bothers me is that Leona's actions are so infrequently presented as flawed. Kids are going to think the way she acts is a good thing. To put your ego in front of your friends. To deliberately ignore people trying to help you. To disregard your roommate's wishes about her possessions and disrespect the dead on top of that. I really want her to get what's coming to her. I want someone to blow up at her and tell her something like what Adora almost did. If only one of them had told her to stop putting her ego in front of her friends, maybe she'd actually stop and think about her behavior for a moment. Ophelia was a better Star Darling. And she was an unskilled fake. I'm just really tired of her ruining books for me. I like all the other characters, but I hate her I think more than any other supposedly good character ever written.

Anyway, the girls realize the door is password-protected and Adora accidentally discovers the password. The door opens and Tessa wonders if they brought any food. (Sigh.) Cassie tells the girls about a book they found with a prophecy about twelve Star-Charmed Starlings that save Starland. The girls realize it's them and there's a whole bunch of speculation. Then the door slams and they're all locked in this time. Cassie muses that in one of her uncle's books there's a trick bookcase. Adora says that's just a literary device, but sees a book on the shelf called The Great Escape and pulls it off. Nothing happens to the shelf, but there's a hole behind the book. Vega pulls more books off the shelf and sees a door. Leona makes yet another crack about the power crystals and I almost put the book down when I read that last night. But the door opens randomly and the girls go into the Wish Cavern, where Lady Stella suddenly is. They fudge their way through an explanation of how they got there so fast and Adora is chosen for the next mission. Later, the girls tell her they don't want her to go because it's too dangerous, but she decides it's worth the risk.

I was so sick of Leona at this point that I had to put the book down for over a day just to get away from her.

Adora's Wishworld mission may be the shortest and simplest. The majority of the book is spent on freeing the 3 girls and learning about the prophecy so there's not much space left for a mission. She lands at a camp and identifies her wisher who wants to have the confidence to make friends. The two friends she's usually there with aren't there this year. Adora, not really having the most experience with sensitivity and emotional responses, fails in helping her. She does discover that she has a healing power though, which is cool. She goes to the bathroom and says her mantra, only to have her wisher walk in and see her in her Starland form! Somehow the mantra turned her back into her blue sparkly self. Adora tells the wisher, Hannah, the whole story and Hannah agrees to help her. She even gets to go into Adora's pop-up star tent thingy. Adora is exhausted and falls asleep and Cassie wakes her up. Adora is put out at first that she's been sent help so quickly, but apparently her energy is rapidly draining, possibly because she's in her Starland form. The two realize that none of their wishers have been good fits for the Starland girls' strengths, so they wonder if they were mixed up on purpose. Hannah comes in and the trio work on different methods to get Adora back to Wishworld normal. It eventually does work and Cassie helps the girls realize that Adora granted Hannah's wish by being her friend and helping her and vice versa. But that wasn't enough to grant the wish, so they make it so that she makes two more camper friends, then head back to Starland.

Adora gets her crystal and then Leona summons everyone to her room, where she reveals the secret she's been hiding. Inside the drawer in the office, she found her burnt wish pendant, meaning Lady Stella never sent it off to be analyzed like she said she would. This is the proof that even the ones holding out thinking Lady Stella was innocent have to accept. She's guilty and they have to turn her in.

So we've inched a bit farther in the conspiracy plot and that was the main point of this book. I don't like Adora as much as I thought I would unfortunately. She was better on Wishworld, but she really is a little too unemotional and coldly analytical for me. And I hate Leona. I really hope she's not up to her crap in Clover's book, because I don't want her to ruin the entire series for me. She's just so hard to read.